(Source: quazza)

did-you-kno:

Mark Twain is credited for inventing the elastic-clasp bra strap. Source

(Source: tattooyoursoul)

teacupwarrior:

Imagine that at the end of Dumbledore’s speech at the beginning of the year, he asks if there are any questions, and one first year muggleborn kid raises his hand, whips out a smart phone and asks for the wifi password.

And then Dumbledore just casually says “Sherbet lemon, with a capital S”, and commences the feast like it’s no big deal while the non-muggleborns think WIFI is some sort of secret society.

 Bitch

(Source: chrisprattings)

animatedtext:

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lumos5001:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

shhh do you hear that? that low, unearthly thrumming in the distance, slowly approaching? it’s the whovians. they’ve woken up.

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You have such a huge fan base and it’s such an interesting show. Do your fans ask you for anything unusual? It being such an unusual show.

(Source: fionagoddess)

Princess Tiana being carried like the Queen she is!

(Source: tiaraloveskandlupita)

corriezodori:

a-romeo-that-loves:

oh my god toyota.

THISWASTHEBESTCOMMERCIAL

(Source: miilesluna)

kart0ffel:

graysonmccoy:

I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE HIm AT FIRST I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST ANOTHER PRETTY CHEERLEAder 

he’s the prettiest cheerleader of the all

(Source: makemelaughblog)

striders:

last night my mom was like “you know what? you should go to law school, you’d be a great lawyer” and all i can picture is lawyer-me making fart noises with my mouth every time the opposing lawyer tries to talk

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